{"product_id":"squishable-alien-avocado","title":"Squishable Alien Avocado","description":"\u003cspan\u003eUsually we try to think up cute names for Alter Ego. This is not one of those times. This is the time to hide in your cellar and remember back to the days before the Alien Avocados arrived, spattering our landscape with delicious butteryness and lowered cardiovascular risk. Come to think of it, those days sucked. Thank you, Alien Avocados!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eImagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.squishable.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY\u0026amp;Category_Code=alter_egos\"\u003eSquishable Alter Egos\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.squishable.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY\u0026amp;Category_Code=snackers\"\u003eSnacker-sized\u003c\/a\u003e, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Squishables","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40967395508360,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0350\/6352\/9608\/products\/alteregos_avocado_alien.jpg?v=1671739335","url":"https:\/\/www.cosmicgames.com\/products\/squishable-alien-avocado","provider":"Cosmic Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}